Houston: I love you :)

Miami: That's kinda gay Houston.

Houston: We literally just had sex--

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Montgomery: Hi. This is my asshole of a cousin!

Jackson: I hate you.
(Capital of Mississippi btw)

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Fort Worth: It would be a shame if I just died.

Dallas: Nah it would be a blessing.

F.W: Fuck you ok-

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Atlanta: *Climbs into Raleigh's bed tired as hell*

Raleigh: Atlanta what are you doing?

Atlanta: Nap.

Raleigh: What if our feet touch or something?

Atlanta: We fuck. Duh. Goodnight.

Raleigh's 💭: The temptation--

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Juneau: Remember. Say no homo. Then it's not gay.

Savannah: I-Is that how it works?

Columbus (OH): Well duh. How else do you think my dad has two boyfriends? It's not gay because they all said no homo before their relationship! :D

Atlanta: Sounds good enough for me. :)

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Miami: What if we kissed behind the shower curtains.

Houston: With or without clothes?

Miami: Without.

Houston: :) *Picks him up and takes him into the bathroom*

Austin: I just want one night of silence... IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!

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Texas: I don't approve.

Houston: To be fair when did you ever?

Texas: Fair enough.

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I.D.C: I fell in love with an idiot...

Female Florida: I SET NORTH CAROLINA ON FIRE GUYS!! :D

Geo: She has my approval. :)

Kentucky: The hell is wrong with you.

Geo: A lot.

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Austin: What in the fuck nuckles is that...

Texas: WHO THE HELL TAUGHT HIM SWEAR WORDS?!?!

Dallas: Houston-

Houston: Fucking snitch...

:)