Houston: Guys Guys Guys

San Antonio: Qué?

Houston: I almost drowned in the sink

Dallas: The 'almost' saddens me, can you try again and drown this time?

Texas: DALLAS!!

Dallas: Sorry dad-

Houston: Anyway I filled the sink with water and put my head in and got stuck because of the faucet 

Austin: Dear god...

Texas: Houston. I love you but what the fuck.

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Coco: Hey Monty, wanna get high and pretend we're mermaids?

Montana: Son of a bitch I'm in go get your swim trunks I'm driving us to the nearest pool! >:D

Coco: >:D
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N.H: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place

N.Y: You people already know too much about me

Florida: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place

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Mass: *Making out with Florida* 

Louie: *still holding his uno cards from their game* .-.

Geo: *who was also playing* uhh...

Louie: L-Lets just go...

Geo: Yeah. *sniff* I'm uncomfy.

Louie: I know father, I am too--

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Gov: :D

D.C: What's got you so happy?

Gov: Moscow broke his fucking arm-

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IDC: WHAT DID I TELL YOU NOT TO DO?!

District: kick Gov down a flight of stairs

IDC: And what did you do?

District: That but it was worth it! :)

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