-Meanwhile Mississippi (Flower boy) texting Alabama (Sweet Home Alabama)-

Flower boy: Turn around

Flower boy: No in the other direction

Flower boy: No the other one

Sweet Home Alabama: Dude where the fuck are you

Flower boy: Oh I'm out of town but the thought of you aimlessly spinning around in circles amuses me.

Sweet Home Alabama: Fuck you

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Texas: Something wrong?

Cali: Yes. You're still here.

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Oregon: People who drink tea are gross it's literally fucking leaf water.

New Hampshire: People who drink coffee are pieces of shit. It's unhealthy.

CDC: Well actually its-

New York: You're both wrong.

Oregon: What do you drink energy drinks or something?

N.Y' *giggles* Hot dog water is where it's at.

N.H: What?!

N.Y: I'm downing glizzy juice every morning. :)

Oregon: *fearful crying*

N.H: I'm calling the police...

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Geo: Who got you smiling like that fam?

Mary: Ha- You :)

Geo: Awww~

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Detroit: *eating Pencils*

Flint: What the fuck-

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Cali: *hands Michigan some water bottles* Now keep going blue.

Michigan: Ok. :)

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(More texting lol Georgia: Peach btw)

Sweet Home Alabama: MISSISSIPPI WHERE ARE YOU?!

Flower boy: I'm on a date stop blowing up my god damn phone

Sweet Home Alabama: WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU COULD DO THAT

Peach: I did. Alabama you're grounded stop interrupting the date >:C

Sweet Home Alabama: Fuck

Flower boy: :)

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CDC: What... What... Is that...?

N.Y: Not new cases... Totally not new cases.

CDC: YOU BITCH-

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Kentucky: Alright folks if ya look to your left you can see an amazing human being who is trying his best and is doing a great job *points at D.C*

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Albany: Dad. Where's Staten Island?

N.Y: No idea.

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Staten Island: *on a boat trying to sail all around his land* REEEEEEEEEEEE-

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