Netherlands: *Breaks down the statehouse door* 

Netherlands: MY CHILDREN I HAVE BROUGHT THE MILK BACK FROM MY 300 OR 400 YEAR TRIP TO THE SHOP!! *Holding a carton of milk with a really big smile on his face*

Northeastern brothers: *intense cheering*

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Miami: The hottest pokemon is Mewtwo and I won't be taking any questions.

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Rochester: *Walks into a room* H O U S T O N-

Houston: Uhh-

Miami: *sitting on his lap messing with his hair* Uhhh-

Rochester: Uhhh-

Rochester: Can we put bows in his hair?

Miami: Holy shit you're a genius!! >:D

Houston: I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS--

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Florida: Did you hear about what happened no Candice? 

Geo: Didn't she get a squirrel in her pants? 

Florida: FUCK YOU RUINED THE JOKE!!

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PA: Son.

Florida: Yes- *Who was caught writing smut again*

PA: We fucking talked about this- HOLY SHIT WHAT IS ALASKA DOING?!

Florida: I-I can't explain. 

PA: WHERE DID THE GAG COME FROM?! DAMN-

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*Meanwhile on a stream with Georgia* (Litterally found a stream like this on twitch accidently and have no regrets-)

Geo: Welcome everyone to Ligma university Got 'em-, today we will be talking about the wifu pokemon and which is the most simp worthy. Feel free to bring up anything you want to add at any given time!  :)

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Louie: *Accidently found the stream* Shit- where's my note pad?! Wait... DAD-?!

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Kentucky: Soo...

Virginia: ?

Kentucky: I pushed West down the stairs.

Virginia: WHY?!

Kentucky: HE ATE MY LEFTOVER CHICKEN!! >:C

Virginia: THAT'S NOT A GOOD REASON-

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Virginia: Mass? Where's Mass?!

N.C: It was Jersey's turn to watch him.

*The rest of the OG 13 slowly turns their heads to N.J*

N.J: So... We may have lost Massachuesettes. 

Everyone else: OH GOD NO-

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Hi-

Bai bai.