Baltimore: PUT THE CRAB IN THE BAG!!

Georgia: *holding Maryland* I DON'T WANNA!! ;-;

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Seattle: Is it gay to kiss the homies

San Deigo: Nah, just say no homo.

Austin: What if we don't want to?

Atlanta: Then it's gay, stupid.

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Gov: I have done it...

I.D.C: What?

Gov: Nothing. I just wanted you to stop ignoring me ;w;

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D.C: Hey I looked at District's search history and he searched 'how to kill your cousin' 

Gov: And he gave me a coffee a while ago :)

I.D.C: Oh shit, did you drink it Gov?

Gov: Yeah why wouldn't I- *passes out*

I.D.C: Damn it.

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Wyoming: I hate everything.

D.C: Even me?

Wyoming: Ok maybe not everything-

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Geo: Florida of the vents, can I have some wisdom.

Florida: I once kicked Texas's balls because he poured milk before the cereal.

Geo: Oh-

Geo: Well then he fucking deserved it.

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Louie: If I died what would you do?

Mass: Take your room.

Geo: Start sobbing

Texas: Kill something.

Florida: I'd do demonic rituals to bring you back :)

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N.Y.C: I'm clearly Dad's Favorite!!

Staten Island: No I am!

N.Y: Shut the fuck up you both know who's the favorite.

S.I & N.Y.C: Albeny ;-;

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Boston: :)

Baltimore & Detroit: We protect this smile.

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Florida: Ok Google, How do I quietly burn down a hospital?

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Memphis: We should become the Chaotic four.

St. Louis: Genius!

Baltimore: Can we all go rob a bank?

Detroit: Better yet let's go rob the Canadians! 

Memphis: YEAH :D

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Houston: Why is Austin crying?

Dallas: You should know why horny fucker-

;p;