N.C: How come Southie gets a nickname and I don't?

~Georgia changed N.C's name to Asshat~

Georgia: You're welcome :)

Asshat: Fuck you Geo

Southie: He has a better nickname

N.J: Shut up you breedable bitch

Bitch: Pardon-

~District of Columbia changed Bitch's name to Gov the morherfucker~

Gov the motherfucker: Damn it-

Cupcake: lol

Alabama: :)

Georgia: I have an idea

Mass: It better be a good one

~Georgia added Austin to the group chat~

Austin: Hello everyone!! :D

California: Hi Austin! 👋

Gov the motherfucker: :)

D.C: Gov stop texting during the world meeting

Gov the motherfucker: Fine bye y'all :C

Maryland: Bye

District of Columbia: oh thank god I hate him

PA: lol same

Orange: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight not a footprint to be seen~

~Georgia kicked Orange from the group chat~

Alabama: 🤣🤣

N.Y: Thank you

N.M: The hero we needed

N.H: 👏👏

Georgia: :)

~Arizona changed Georgia's name to Hero~

Hero: :D

California: Why do you all hate frozen so much? It's not that bad

~Hero kicked California from the group chat~

Hero: You're welcome

D.C: Georgia stop...

Kenfucky: A true hero 😊

Minnesota: Thanks Georgia!! :D

~D.C added 2 people to the group chat~

California: Fuck you guys

PA: Fuck you

Mass: Fuck you

Nevada: Fuck you

Austin: ...

~Austin left the group chat~

Illinois: Understandable

Oklahoma: Poor Austin lol

Orange:  A kingdom of association and it looks like I'm the Queen

~Hero kicked Orange from the group chat~

Kenfucky: God I love you...

Hero: Awww~ ❤

Mass: Yo, is Wyoming still even in this group chat?

~Wyoming left the group chat~

Colorado: Not anymore lol

N.M: Wait-

~N.M changed Colorado's name to Coco~

Coco: Thanks bro! :)

Maryland: Where's all the spoons I would like to eat my soup

Ohio: Didn't Florida take them?

~Maryland added Orange to the group chat~

Orange: what?

Maryland: Where's the spoons

Orange: I'm building a castle with them rn

Maryland: May I have one?

Orange: Ha- No :)

Orange: The wind is howling like the swirling storm inside~

~Hero kicked Orange from the group chat~

Hero: Please stop adding him ;-;

Oklahoma: lmao

Montana: lmao anyway what's up

~North Dakota changed Montana's name to Hannah~

Hannah: Fuck all of you, go jump off a bridge

~Hannah left the group chat~

North Dakota: Lol

South Dakota: lol 👏

Idaho: Why are you two so mean to him?

California: Plot twist they both like him-

Hero: I can see the fanfics now

Mass: Two rival brothers fall for the same person and fight for their love through a series of tests in hopes to won his heart before he disappears forever

North Dakota: I'd win anyway 😏

South Dakota: Pfft- in your dreams I'm way better looking

N.Y: 👀

Southie: Holy shit its happening

North Dakota: Fuck off Montana would totally like me better than you

South Dakota: Name one reason why

North Dakota: I'm not the one 'on meth'

California: Aye Tex want some popcorn? 🍿

Oil ❤: Yeah thanks hun!

North Dakota: Fuck it lets just ask him what he'd rather

South Dakota: Fine >:C

~North Dakota added Hannah to the group chat~

Hannah: What now...

South Dakota: Who would you rather date me or North Dakota

Hannah: Pardon?

Idaho: They're fighting for your affection 💕

Hannah: WHAT?!

North Dakota: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!

South Dakota: ME OR HIM!!

Ohio: .-.

Indiana: Oml

~Hannah left the group chat~

Hero: What a tsundere

N.J: I know right

~North Dakota added Hannah to the group chat~

Hannah: LEAVE ME ALONE!! THIS IS STUPID AS HELL!!

South Dakota: ANSWER US FIRST!!

~Hannah left the group chat~

South Dakota: Ya know what I'm a go to his room and ask

North Dakota: Same brb guys

Idaho: 👀

N.Y: We all saw that right?

Mass: Yep

Hero: Ok but who'd be the top-

Coco: Montana radiates bottom energy most of the time so probably the Dakotas

Southie: Shocking

Asshat: He's more of a bratty bottom tho

CDC: Wha kinda topic is this?

Wisconsin: No idea but I hear screaming from Montana's room now

Oregon: What kinda screaming?

California: Like moan-screaming, fearful, or...?

Wisconsin: He sounds angry lol

Idaho: Oml it got really quiet-

Utah: Did he kill them?!

PA: When did you get here?

Utah: I've been here this whole time just reading

Rhode Island: Whatever what's going on in there Wisconsin

Wisconsin: How the hell would I know?! I'm not in there

Idaho: Fuck it I'm ahead in

Idaho: If I die can I have a potato-themed funeral?

Coco: Of course :)

Idaho: :D

N.Y: I'm so invested in this shit rn

Tennessee: I'm asking Florida to make fanfics of this

California: I would like to see them

Indiana: I can see a beautiful relationship for Montana with either one of 'em lol

Alabama: We all do love

Idaho: There are two possibly dead bodies on the floor and Montana is sleeping now--

Delaware: Damn it I was hoping they started making out with him

Washington: The disappointment hurts :C

CDC: What the fuck is this group chat...

N.Y: A lot of fun is what is

Lol-

Group chat fun :)