Idk man-

Hannah: Dakotas would one of you like to be the sun on my life~? ❤

South Dakota: YES!

North Dakota: YES!

Asshat: Something's wrong I can feel it-

Hannah: Then both of you stay about 93.862 million miles away from me. Ok? Thank you, stop inviting me to this shit

~Hannah left the group chat~

Asshat: Knew it

South Dakota: :C

Hero: You walked right into that one pal

North Dakota: Shut up ;-;

Alabama: Where the hell is my hat?

Cupcake: You're not getting it back

Alabama: Fuck-

D.C: -. _ -.

Gov the motherfucker: D.C give me one good reason not to dropkick you

D.C: I won't buy you Lunchables ever again

Gov the motherfucker: Deal, also we had a fight

District of Columbia: Did I ask? 🤨

N.Y: Correction did anyone ask? 🤨

Southie: Oml lol

Kenfucky: What's so funny?

Southie: North Carolina fell down the stairs

Hero: That made my day thank you! 🤣

PA: Idk if Texas is on but I think Louie and Flo are spray painting penises on his car

Oil ❤: WHAT?!

Arizona: I'm in lol

Utah: ARI NO!!

N.M: ARI YES!!

Coco: COCO YES!

Minnesota: 👁👄👁

Wisconsin: What?

Coco: I just wanna feel included

Nevada: It's ok bro we understand ❤

Coco: ;w;

Mass: Shut up I'm trying to eat this chair

Connecticut: Pardon? Wait-

~Connecticut changed his name to Nutmeg~

Nutmeg: What? Where's N.Y?

N.Y: Watching him and texting you guys

Nutmeg: My family sucks...

Hero: Say that again when your family commits as many crimes as mine do

PA: What do you mean?

Hero: The other day Mississippi got arrested with Florida because he was there when Florida punched multiple times might I add an old woman for cursing them out and making Mississippi cry on a bus for doing nothing

PA: Sounds like she deserved it

Southie: Agreed

Tennessee: I'd do it too

Maryland: Bruh

~Mass changed his name to Ass~

Ass: I am what I eat

~Hero kicked Ass from the group chat~

Wisconsin: Lol

Maryland: Thank you 😁

PA: Oml lmao

N.Y: Mass told me to say it was worth it

Oklahoma: It was kinda funny tho-

Nebraska: Guys can I have a question

Illinois: Please don't

N.H: Ask away buddy

Ohio: You fucking idiot

Nebraska: What if we die at the end of every day and our dreams are our ad to get another free life

Missouri: Oml lol

Kansas: He's about to lose his free trial early in a min

Missouri: Dont hurt him he's a child >:C

N.Y: Ya know some people don't see those ads Nebraska

Nebraska: Yeah :C

Coco: Stop making other me sad >:C

Arkansas: Yea >:C

North Dakota: Off-topic but the person who invented the word for people who fear long words deserves the death penalty

Hero: What do you mean? What is it?

North Dakota: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Alabama: How the fuck do you even say that shit?

Hero: Your right...

PA: RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW I PUT THE OFFER OUT

N.Y: :O

D.C: No not again...

N.J: I DONT WANNA CHASE YOU DOWN I KNOW YOU SEE IT 🤠👌

Idaho: What?

N.Y: YOU RUN WITH ME AND I CAN CUT YOU FREE

~Rhode Island changed his name to Rhode~

Rhode: OUT OF THE DRUDGERY AND WALLS YOU KEEP IN SO TRADE THAT TYPICAL FOR SOMETHING COLORFUL

Nutmeg: AND IF ITS CRAZY

Southie: LIVE A LIL' CRAZY

Gov: This is amazing

Kansas: No it's not

Asshat: YOU CAN PLAY IT SENSIBLE, A KING OF CONVENTIONAL
OR YOU CAN RISK IT ALL AND SEE

Nutmeg: DON'T YOU WANNA GET AWAY FROM THE SAME OLD PART YOU GOTTA PLAY

Maine: Sometimes I feel like murder is acceptable

N.J: CAUSE I GOT WHAT YOU NEED SO COME WITH ME AND TAKE THE RIDE

Asshat: IT'LL TAKE YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE

Southie: CAUSE YOU CAN DO LIKE YOU DO OR YOU CAN DO LIKE ME

Virginia: STAY IN THE CAGE, OR YOU'LL FINALLY TAKE THE KEY

Delaware: OH, DAMN! SUDDENLY YOU'RE FREE TO FLY IT'LL TAKE YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE

Kenfucky: Was this planned?

Tennessee: Most likely

Hero: okay, my friend, you want to cut me in well i hate to tell you, but it just won't happen

Hero: SO THANKS, BUT NO I THINK I'M GOOD TO GO

D.C: This seems oddly familiar...

Hero: Cause i quite enjoy the life you say i'm trapped in now i admire you, and that whole show you do you're onto something, really it's something

Gov: 100% Seen something like this before-

Hero: but i live among the swells, and we don't pick up peanut shells i'll have to leave that up to you

Alabama: Are they re-enacting convincing Geo to join the rebellion through song

Ohio: Creative 100/10 😁👍

Hero: DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'M OKAY WITH THIS UPTOWN PART I GET TO PLAY

Hero: CAUSE I GOT WHAT I NEED AND I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE RIDE

Washington: Make 'em stop :C

District of Columbia: No this shit is entertaining lol

Hero: I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE OTHER SIDE SO GO AND DO LIKE YOU DO I'M GOOD TO DO LIKE ME

Mississippi: Lol

Nebraska: Babies who were born feet first briefly wore their mother as a hat

Missouri: XD

Oregon: And babies that were born head first wore their mother as pants :)

Hero: AIN'T IN A CAGE, SO I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THE KEY OH, DAMN! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DOING FINE

Hero: I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE OTHER SIDE

PA: Now is this really how you like to spend your days? whiskey and misery, and parties and plays

Hero: If I were mixed up with you, I'd be the talk of the town disgraced and disowned, another one of the clowns

Maryland: But you would finally live a little, finally laugh a little

Southie: Just let me give you the freedom to a ream

Utah: This is so planned at it scares me

N.Y: And it'll wake you up and cure your aching

N.J: Take your walls and start 'em breaking

Kenfucky: on it

D.C: NO!

Asshat: Now that's a deal that seems worth taking

Rhode: But I guess I'll leave that up to you

Hero: Well it's intriguing, but to go would cost me greatly So what percentage of the show would I be taking?

N.Y: Fair enough, you'd want a piece of all the action

Delaware: I'd give you seven, we could shake and make it happen

Hero: I wasn't born this morning, eighteen would be just fine

Maryland: Why not just go ahead and ask for nickels on the dime

Hero: Twelve

Nevada: is that how you count?

Utah: No. No it isn't.

Delaware: Maybe nine

Hero: Ten

Gov: Lmao I'm a get a snack for dis shit brb

D.C: Since when did he use slang when texting?

N.H: Since now I guess

Virginia: DON'T YOU WANNA GET AWAY TO A WHOLE NEW PART YOU'RE GONNA PLAY

Hero: CAUSE I GOT WHAT YOU NEED, SO COME WITH ME AND TAKE THE RIDE

Rhode: TO THE OTHER SIDE

Nutmeg: SO IF YOU DO LIKE I DO

Delaware: SO IF YOU DO LIKE ME

Maryland: FORGET THE CAGE, 'CAUSE WE KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE KEY

Asshat: OH, DAMN! SUDDENLY WE'RE FREE TO FLY

Wisconsin: Sometimes i'd like to fly off a building

Minnesota: Honey... No-

Voldemort: I can second that ✋

Ohio: Please do it

Cupcake: NO!!

Hero: WE'RE GOING TO THE OTHER SIDE

N.Y: SO IF YOU DO LIKE I DO (To the other side)

N.J: SO IF YOU DO LIKE ME (We're going to the other side)

Hero: CAUSE IF WE DO WE'RE GOING TO THE OTHER SIDE

Asshat: WE'RE GOING TO THE OTHER SIDE

Rhode: I'm ending this chapter now

D.C: What-?

;)