Give. Greg. a. raise.
Florida: Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg.
Greg: *sighs* Yes Florida?
Florida: How many gators could you fit in your mouth?
Greg: Why... do you need to know? And how would I... What?!
Florida: Listen, bro, no one else is home and I wanna make conversation--
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Nebraska: if you are you and I am me, then why are you not me and me not you?
Indiana: *loading*
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Coco: If you insert nothing in your mouth how long will it take to get out?
Connecticut: Coco... My dearest 'friend'. What the hell?
Utah: He's just having his thoughts he'll be fine in two hours or so.
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Rhode: *who just finished playing laser tag with some pals* YOU LEFT ME TO DIE!!
Alaska: T-top 30 reasons I'm sorry, number 5 may surprise you.
Rhode: TOP 10 DRAMATIC ANIME DEATHS NUMBER 1 YOUR BITCH ASS---
N.Y:*Wheeze*
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PA: *Happily watching a child fall at a mall* :D
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Virginia: *sad screaming*
Mass: GUYS I STARTED A WAR!!
Virginia: . . .
Virginia: *Confused screaming*
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S.C: Hello everyone!!
Geo: *crying on the floor*
S.C: What the- *notices Florida dressed exactly like him doing the same thing*
S.C: umm... *Sees PA who is really confused*
S.C: Bye everyone!! ,:D
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N.J: I need affection :C
S.C: Then let me give you some *holds out his arms for a hug*
N.J: *gay panic* no fuck off-
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Jeremy: Pizza delivery
D.C: We didn't order a pizza
Jeremy: hmm?
Gov: We ordered a new child.
Jeremy: I'm sorry?!
D.C: You're ours now.
Jeremy: WHAT?!
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