Give. Greg. a. raise.


Florida: Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg.

Greg: *sighs* Yes Florida? 

Florida: How many gators could you fit in your mouth?

Greg: Why... do you need to know? And how would I... What?!

Florida: Listen, bro, no one else is home and I wanna make conversation--

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Nebraska: if you are you and I am me, then why are you not me and me not you?

Indiana: *loading*

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Coco: If you insert nothing in your mouth how long will it take to get out?

Connecticut: Coco... My dearest 'friend'. What the hell?

Utah: He's just having his thoughts he'll be fine in two hours or so. 

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Rhode: *who just finished playing laser tag with some pals* YOU LEFT ME TO DIE!!

Alaska: T-top 30 reasons I'm sorry, number 5 may surprise you.

Rhode: TOP 10 DRAMATIC ANIME DEATHS NUMBER 1 YOUR BITCH ASS---

N.Y:*Wheeze*

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PA: *Happily watching a child fall at a mall* :D

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Virginia: *sad screaming*

Mass: GUYS I STARTED A WAR!!

Virginia: . . .

Virginia: *Confused screaming*

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S.C: Hello everyone!!

Geo: *crying on the floor* 

S.C: What the- *notices Florida dressed exactly like him doing the same thing*

S.C: umm... *Sees PA who is really confused* 

S.C: Bye everyone!! ,:D

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N.J: I need affection :C

S.C: Then let me give you some *holds out his arms for a hug* 

N.J: *gay panic* no fuck off-

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Jeremy: Pizza delivery

D.C: We didn't order a pizza

Jeremy: hmm?

Gov: We ordered a new child.

Jeremy: I'm sorry?!

D.C: You're ours now.

Jeremy: WHAT?!

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