Georgia: Well Ala I just think it's high time you found yourself a girlfriend. Or boyfriend. ;)

Alabama, internally: How did he know I was gay..? WHAT THE FUCK- I DIDN'T COME OUT YET?!

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Miami: Everyone's been asking me what my sexual preference is. Bitch. I'm just sexual. I have issues, that I transferred into sexual shit. I will fuck you like I hate you. Then kiss you and tell you I love you.

Houston: Honey. I just asked what you wanted for breakfast-

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*Texting with New York*

Random number: Hey we have your child, Albany.

N.Y: What are your demands?

Random Number: Are you out of your mind?! The daycare's closing soon, come get her now!

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N.Y: Dave just fucking died

Mass: Who's Dave?

N.Y: The dumbass we had in our basement.

Mass: Oh.

Mass: Cheeeeeese caaake 🤤🤤

N.Y: Cheeeeeese caaake 🤤🤤

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*Random Florida text*

Florida:

Florida: Fucker looks badass don't he?

Random Number: I was your Uber driver like three months ago please leave me alone...

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Emma: IDC. Look at me.

IDC: *hesitantly looks down at her*

Emma: STOP EATING ALL OF OUR CEREAL!! THAT CAN NOT BE YOUR EVERY MEAL!!

IDC: BUT-

Emma: NO.

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Hi-

Bai-