Hello. 🤠👌

TW: Homophobic & Transphobic comments - Random Florida making smut for like five seconds - lots of kisses but I don't think I gotta put that here.

Anyway, enjoy-

"I'm just saying, Cali-"

"You're saying that trans men aren't really men because of fucking hormones. Did you forget Virginia is trans! How would he feel?" Spat California who is currently being held back by Texas before he throws Arkansas out of the window. He wouldn't have minded his boyfriend doing that, to be honest...

"I know he's trans, but like... He's still kinda a woman."

"TEXAS LET ME THE FUCK GO! IM GOING TO STAB HIM!!" The lone star state sighed but kept his grip firmly around the state's waste. Arkansas just stood there, confused.

How was his truth-telling making California so mad? He was right! Right? Yeah... He was!

"I don't know what's got your panties up in a bunch but I gotta go. Oklahoma and I are going fishin'." And with that, he walked away from the two. California still cursing him out but he didn't care. Wasn't really the first time anyway.

+Time skip+

Arkansas pushed Oklahoma on the bed and began taking off his clothes. "Arkansas damn you're in a rush~" purred the bottom.

"Shut up or im getting the ropes." He said, beginning to take his own clothes off. He placed a kiss on top of the other state's head. "You ready?"

"Yeah."

"Florida?! What the fuck are you doing?"

Shit-

"Papa!! How uhhh. Are you!?" Florida asked shutting his laptop immediately. Pennsylvania rolled his eyes. "We talked about this Florida. No writing smutty weird shit about other states." Florida pouted.

"But they would be cute together..."

"They're both homophobic." Remarked the PA, who took a seat next to him on the kitchen table. "And if you're going to write smut do it somewhere that isn't a place people eat."

"Fiiiine. Where are they anyway? I haven't seen them all day- Wait! Is my smut coming true?!" Florida beamed. About fucking time-

"No. Arkansas and Okie went fishing."

"Fishing for the lube-"

"FLORIDA!!"

~Meanwhile~

"Do you think that they'll ever find out about... Us..." Arkansas whispered,  paying less attention to the water and more to Oklahoma.

"The truth is bound to get out eventually ya know. We've been a thing for three months. I'm just not ready to... 'Come out of the closet' as some would say."

"I understand honey. This is... Weird to say the least. Neither of us had feelings for another man before." Arkansas leaned his head on the smaller state's shoulder. Just soaking in the moment of peace.

Peace was rare. And the couple planned on enjoying it till they went back to the statehouse. "Hey. Okie."

"Hmm?" Arkansas kissed his lover's lips for a split second before looking away. Oklahoma smiled. "Awww, ya big goofball. I love you."

"No, I think I love you more."

"I think you are incorrect for I love you more than you love me. Fact given." Arkansas laughed and shoved Oklahoma's side. Not enough to hurt him, but enough to make him fall off his makeshift chair and begin to laugh as well.

After their laughing substituted, Arkansas just stared at the other man beside him. Sure he felt like this was wrong but he enjoyed it. A good kinda wrong.

Oklahoma was sweet and caring. He always listened to his silly remarks or questions about life. "Uhhh... Dear? You ok? Or is it that you like what you see~?" Teased the smaller state, giggling a little.

"I don't like what I see. I love it." Arkansas replied with a wink. He stood up from his chair still grinning.

Oklahoma blushed and rolling his eyes. "Let's just go home it's getting late anyway."

"Alright darling~"

"Stop-"

+Timeskip again+

The Arkansas and Oklahoma hurried down the hall and into Okie's room. Hoping no one saw them. Oklahoma flopped onto his bed. "Comfy?" Asked the other.

Oklahoma nodded. "Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Cuddle me." He demanded angrily. Arkansas smiled. He climbed into the bed, then pulling the state closer.

"Aren't you just the cutest little thing~?" The natural state purred.  Oklahoma beamed. And wrapped his arms around the other's neck.

"Well, maybe I am!" Something about Arkansas just made him completely different... He was known as a stone-cold bitch by most states, and he never really showed a soft side to any of them. Accept maybe Alabama and Mississippi once. But never again.

He wouldn't be foolish enough to do something like that again. Mexico said himself it was a sign of weakness and he was anything but weak.

The sooner state looked up at Arkansas's content-filled face. He moved a bit and placed kissed his cheek. Arkansas' eyes widened a bit. "What's the matter Arkansas?"

"Still... Kinda not used to that. But damn did it feel nice! Can I have some more?!" Oklahoma nodded and started kissing the other's cheek repeatedly. The natural state chuckled and moved to kiss Oklahoma.

Their lips met in a passionate and long kiss. Each of them savored the moment, they were so caught up neither even noticed the door open.

"Holy shit... I FUCKING KNEW IT!!" The two states pulled away instantly and started at Florida terrified and beat red.

Arkansas glarred at him. "DO YOU KNOCK?!" Florida grinned and shook his head. "Well, you better not say shit..." He threatened.

"Or what? My fanfiction came true. And I fucking knew it. And now I wanna tell my papa I was right!"

"Who- You mean Penn? Whatever you snitch and I tell that Northeastern boy ya like him. What's his name? Massachusetts." Florida paled.

"Ok, I won't say anything. Enjoy..." He looked at each of them. God this was awkward. "Making out I guess-" Florida finished quietly. He closed the door and walked away. Leaving the two love birds alone in bed.

"Ima kill him..."

"Okie no-"

Idk

Wholesome mother fuckers. :)

Bai bai-