N.Y: How would Satan feel if his lover moaned "Oh god" in bed?

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Alaska: Mary me Hawaii!!

Hawaii: That's... That's a bagel, not a ring Alaska. Nice try tho love.

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Ohio: Indi!

Indiana: Yes? 

Ohio: Did it hurt?

Indiana: What?

Ohio: When you fell from the snack machine because you're quite a snack~

Indiana: ._.

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Oklahoma: *sitting on the floor of his room drinking whiskey and eating chocolate. While sobbing and watching Toy story 4* 

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Texas: I love you.

Cali: That's a can of oil...

Texas: Did I stutter?

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Geo: I can see the future if I close my eyes...

PA: Oh really? What does it look like. *giggling*

Geo: Death...

PA: What-

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N.Y: Rome shouldn't have killed Jesus. Instead, keep him so they can use his blood and tears for healing potions. 

Utah: ... 

Coco: Not a bad idea...

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Louie: Putting people in Horny jail is a bad idea.

Florida: Why- Oh... Oh SHIT-

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D.C: We're missing people...

I.D.C: Where's like... most of the south? 

Kentucky: *shrugs*

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S.C: *chugging a barrel filled with Whiskey*

Everyone else in the room: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!

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Alaska: *drinking Vodka out of a bendy straw* :)

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