Geo: Son. It's like 1 am. Why did you call me?

Alabama: Because. Sus- *hangs up the phone*

Geo: *grabs a gun* Mother fucker forgot I'm next door-

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Utah: What happened here?

Kentucky: *Covered in Virginia's blood* No idea-

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Kentucky: Hey- Hey. Peachy :)

Geo: *Sigh* Yes?

Kentucky: My friend David lost his ID. Now he's Dav *Wheeze*

Geo: I wanna die...

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Mary: Attack my child.

Baltimore: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Jumps on Delaware and starts scratching his face*

Delaware: *confused screaming*

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Utah: WISCONSIN. WHY?

Wisconsin: This wasn't me.

Utah: Oh- KENTUCKY WHY?!

Kentucky: Not me either hun.

Utah: THEN WHY IS THERE A RANDOM DEAD BODY IN THE LUVING ROOM?!

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Mary: *cleaning his knife* That bitch owed me five bucks and now I have it. :)

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Geo: Ha- short.

Mary: Ha- You're gonna die sooner.

Geo: Don't threaten me with a good time.

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Utah: I-Is that...

Wisconsin: Coffee? Yeah... Why?

Utah: *Screaming*

Mary: YOU CAN'T DRINK COFFEE INFRONT OF UTAH DUDE!!

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I thought this was fitting-
I can't remember how I found this but here lol.