I.D.C: *after finding this out* Sorry... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?!

CDC: I'm just saying-

I.D.C: *proceeds to chug a whole bottle of whiskey* FUCK YOU--

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Texas: Good morning Alaska~

Alaska: *Grabs him by the throat* THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!

Texas: I-I DREW WHISKERS ON YOUR FACE!!

Alaska: ...

Alaska: What?

Texas: I DREW WHISKERS ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY AND I WAS RIGHT-

Alaska: *Starts choking him*

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Louie: *walking into Geo's room* Hey I-

Geo: What?

Louie: General Sherman...?

Geo: WHAT?!

Ghost G.S: Shut up. I'm busy... *holding a ghost gun, because that sounds cool, to Geo's head*

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Florida: Why did you drag me here again?

Louie: to stay in my rich mother's will, if she ever actually dies,  I have to come to a church at least once a week with video evidence. You're my best friend meaning if I suffer you do too.

Priest: Now may we all get on our knees and pray!

Florida: And I thought you said this was boring? My safe word is Banana bread.

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Louie: The fuck are you doing?!

Florida: Reading some yoai. Shut up it's getting good...

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Rhode: I don't know why everyone thinks I'm 'cute' I can be intimidating!!

Rhode: *pins New Jersey to a wall with one of his legs* Do you feel threatened?

N.J: Pfft- no.

Rhode: ok... What do you feel?

N.J: Horny.

Rhode: *Blushes and removes his leg* Sorry-

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Albany: What... Is... This...

San Antonio: I wanna die...

Austin: *tied to a chair screaming*

Houston: I can explain-

Rochester: We can't explain...

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Detroit: *casually makes the entire midwest's lives a nightmare* :)

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D.C: Florida. Get. The. Fuck. Off. Me.

Florida: *clinging to his pants* No. For I demand love and got you to have a day off.

D.C: that's it. *takes off his pants and walks into his office, locking the door right after*

Florida: •-•

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The south: STOP!!

Florida: Ha- No.

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No one:

Austin: *siting by Texas in a southern meeting wearing a horse hoodie* :D

Texas: *in a matching one* >:T

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Geo: I like you have a cupcake! *hands one to N.Y*

Geo: I like you have a cupcake! *hands one to Kentucky and some of his neighboring states*

Geo: I like you have a cupcake! *hands one to Texas*

Geo: *looking at North Carolina*

Geo: I hope you fall off a swing and break your fucking neck-

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Cali: Doctor im sad.

Michael: (remember him? Spelled his name differently before I think-) Sad backwards is das.

Micheal: And das not good.

Cali: Ok... But how does-

Micheal: Anyway that will be 70000 dollars.

:)