Rochester: Hello good sir- *opens Houston's door, ready to bother him*

Houston: *pinning Miami to a wall* .-.

Miami: Uh...

Rochester: Nevermind good sir... *Closes the door*

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Salem: Who the fuck is that *Points at a trash can*

Salem: Oh shit that's me-

Boston: Brother no...

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Savannah: I'm from Georgia!

Random Person: Oh Atlanta?

Savannah: *Dies a little inside*

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Philly: I was the US capital once...

D.C: And what happened?

Philly: *glares at him* No idea...

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Honolulu: *dancing*

Juneau: Sis what are you doing?

Honolulu: A sad dance.

Juneau: Mind if I join you?

Honolulu: Not at all.

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San Antonio: *sleeping*

Houston: *Holding a gun to his head* This is what happens when you take the last pop tart mother fucker-

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Austin: :)

Dallas: SHE'S GETTING DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS-

Austin: NOT FUCKING AGAIN!! WE GET IT, MAN!!

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Columbus: So what happened to big bro?

Atlanta: Well... He was mistaken for living in me for the 100th time. Now he is crying.

Columbus: Wouldn't put it past him. You suck.

Atlanta: Pardon me BITCH-

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Fort Worth: Just a reminder I'm still here guys!!

Austin: Did you hear something?

San Francisco: Nah.

Fort Worth: I'm gonna stab you...

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Las Angeles: These Chicken nuggets are bussing!! :D

San Diego: When am I gonna experience love capable of overpowering the hatred I feel for myself...

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Harrisburg: We're going to your city, today bro. Don't do anything stupid, please...

Philly: I won't stupid.

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Philly & PA: *Throwing rocks at Santa* SUCK IT YA HOE HOE HOE!!

Harrisburg: THIS IS WHY YOU GUYS DONT HOUSE THE GOVERNMENT ANYMORE!!

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Montgomery: Cucumbers are just uncooked pickles...

Atlanta: Why did we agree to a sleepover?

Jacksonville (Mississippi): No idea.

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