POV: NYC and some cities got invited to the UK to talk to him over dinner-

NYC: I feel like this is an invasion of privacy...

Britain: What's so wrong with a father wanting to know about his son's relationships?

London: Everything because I don't fucking talk to you.

Britain: Mouth London we have guests.

London: *sticks up his middle finger* >:C

Austin: Maybe we should shift the subject to something else?

Atlanta: Shut up it's getting good.

Britain: Let me ask again. Are you dating my son?

NYC: No! >:C

Britain: You're lying...

London: He's not.

Salem: Wait they aren't a thing?

Albany: Shhh!

Britain: See even these distractions think so! Just tell me the truth.

Atlanta: The fuck did he just call me-

NYC: We are not together...

London: I wanna push you into oncoming traffic...

Britain: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY MASTERPIECE!!

NYC: NOT MY FAULT HE HANGS AROUND ROCHESTER-

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Miami: Gru is so hot-

IDC: Stop.

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Priest: Uhhh... Ilithya?

Ilithya: *stops making out with
Utah* :O the high priest!!

Ilithya: *blushing* What's he gonna think if he sees one of the states in here with me?!

Utah: Uhhh... Lucky state?

Ilithya: EH?!

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Alaska: I woke up with a strange Tattoo. *shows Texas that 'Tattoo'  that says simp*

Alaska: Not sure how I got it not a dollar in my pocket, but it kinda looks just like you. :)

Texas: Bitch-

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California: *Dressed as Elsa* I have ice magic!!

Florida: *dressed as Rapunzel* I have healing hair!!

Georgia: *Dressed as Mulan* I have a five-digit body cont. :D

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Houston: Are you a girl?

Miami: No.

Houston: Are you a boy?

Miami: No.

Houston: Then... What are you?

Miami: Horny.

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Phoenix: *Hyping himself up to finally stand up to Ari* You got this!! YOU'RE THE PHOENIX!!

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Arizona: Can you go take out the trash?

Phoenix: *Gulp* No. I don't wanna.

Arizona: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO?!

Phoenix: PAPA!! I DO IT RIGHT NOW I WAS JUST ON THE PHONE WITH A FRIEND!!

Arizona: Oh. Ok! I love you!! :)

Phoenix: L-Love you too! ,:)

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