Cali: *Leaves the nation and becomes independent*

The States: Well that's not good. But I think we can manage.

Cali: *Turns communist and starts making trade deals with Russia and North Korea*

The States: That's really not good but it's not like he'd attack any of us right-

Cali: *Nukes Texas*

The States: Shit.

Oklahoma & New Mexico: And nothing was lost that day.

Tennessee: SHUSH-

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Ohio: *Nom*

Indiana: Why did you just eat a lit match?!

Ohio: It tasted like toast.

Alabama: The fuck does that MEAN?!

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Louie: I can summon spiders and-

Kentucky: GET THE HELL OUT!! GET OOOOUTTTT!! GET OOOOOOUT!!

Louie: O-ok damn-

Kentucky: GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!

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North Carolina: I fear no man. But this thing- *Motions to Georgia on a map*

N.C: Makes me want to commit multiple hate and war crimes.

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S.C: Why do you hate Georgia so much anyway?

N.C: His very presence annoys me. I crave the day I can watch him perish. Even if I end up dead myself. And honestly, I wished he died in that fire.

S.C: No you don't. Who else would you argue with?

N.C: Fair point. But he can go fuck himself-

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Geo: Stop trying to kill each other.

Ohio & Michigan: But-

Geo: *Whispering* We are in the middle of fucking dairy queen. Put the damn spoons down and knock it off. I want Ice cream. Quit... Or I tell Indiana.

Ohio & Michigan: Ok-

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Lil' Indiana: Guys.

Lil' Illinois & lil' Minnesota: What's up?

Indiana: I found a mushroom.

Illinois: Minne I dare you to eat it!

Minne: Ugh! Fine. *snatches the mushroom and nom*

Indiana: *sniff* My mushroom...

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Minnesota: *Pukes on D.C*

D.C: THE HELL-

:)