D.C: Yeah... We don't have an official language

London: The fuck is wrong with you bloody people?! Everyone has one!

Berlin: Yeah that is kinda weird...

Gov: I will nuke you both. Stop being mean-

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Texas: .-.

Louie: *dancing in a maid outfit while singing a bunch of random French love songs* :D

Florida: That's hot.

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Wyoming: Do not touch me-

Colorado: I just hugged you...?

Wyoming: affection is for the weak.

Colorado: YOU LET D.C DO IT ALL THE TIME!!

Wyoming: THAT'S FUCKING DIFFERENT AND YOU KNOW IT!!

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Alaska: Hawaii.

Hawaii: Yes?

Alaska: I fucking adore everything you do. And I love you.

Hawaii: What did you do this time?

Alaska: I accidentally crashed the car...

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Utah: I'm not gonna do it.

Ari: Come on dude it's not that hard to say shit.

Utah: Fine... SHHH- S word.

New Mexico: Damn. So close.

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IDC: I'm going out I'll be back in a minute.

Gov & D.C: Alright! :)

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IDC: Crap. Forgot my- WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?!

Gov & D.C: *fist fighting on the floor after an intense political argument*

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District: Hi guys.

Geo: Where have you been?

District: Burning schools- I mean, I was visiting... Beijing. Yeah!

West Virginia: Yeah... Sure...

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New York: *angrily laying in bed, sick*

Mass: *holding some medicine* Open wide!

N.Y: Shove it up your ass.

Mass: Why am I even helping you?

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Alaska: Dada :C

D.C: Yes son?

Alaska: Those mean boys picked on me for liking ballet again...

D.C: *eye twitches a little* Dont worry honey I can handle it.

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FBI: You want me to what now?

D.C: Kill a bunch of minors. Is that so hard?

FBI: N-No but like-

D.C: Do it.

FBI: Yes sir...

D.C: :)

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Random fact while im here.

This is the Flag of the Republic of West Florida. It was a country for a little over 2 and a half months in 1810. :)