Florida: What are the rules of this monopoly game.

Alabama: Well first keep your pants on.

Florida: I don't wanna play anymore. >:C

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Geo: YOU ARE YOU BEING SO ANNOYING I JUST WANNA CUDDLE!! >:C

D.C: I can't...

Geo: AND WHY THE HELL NOT?

D.C: *on the phone in the middle of the store* I'M NOT HOME!!

Geo: *on the other end* CUDDLE THE DAMN PHONE!

D.C: WHY- Ya know what. Fine. *angrily hugs the phone for the rest of his shopping*

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CDC: SIPPI!! I'M TALKING TO TEXAS!! SHUSH!

Mississippi: FUCK TEXAS I'M TALKING TO YOU!!

CDC: . . .

Mississippi: . . .

CDC & Mississippi: *starts aggressively making out*

Texas: I-

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Louie: *at the dinner table with other states* :)

Louie: *proceeds to randomly moan loudly*

Alaska: *taking out a gun* I'm fucking sick of this shit-

Arizona: FUCK!

Utah: MOUTH!

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Cali: Texas. Smile.

Texas: O-ok. ,:)

N.Y: Oh... my... lord...

Oklahoma: HE'S A WALKING COWBOY EMOJI-

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Nevada: *Making a bowl of cereal* :)

Nevada: *hears a distant explosion and spills his milk* 

Nevada: *Sobbing* My-My MILK!! FUCK YOU GOV!!

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PA: Shut up and fuck already.

Ohio & West Virginia: What-

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North Dakota: OH MY GOD MONTANA WHAT HAPPEN?!

Montana: *proceeds to aggressively sniff a pile of 'white powder'*

South Dakota: Never mind, I'm on it. 

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Wyoming: Darl- D.C what's wrong? 

D.C: Confederation came over, I'm just feeling like shit right now...

Wyoming: *pats his head* Don't worry hun, I'll handle it.

~~~ 

Wyoming: *Standing in front of Confederation's burning house*  :)

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Tennessee: Have you ever put up a tent?

Oklahoma: No...

Alabama: Have you ever spent more than 30 minutes outside? Dumbass.

Oklahoma: When I had to look for Texas when he got independence and left me with Mexico.

Alabama: . . .

Tennessee: . . .

Oklahoma: I used to ride my horse when I was a kid, then I got bashed. I don't ride horses anymore-

Alabama: *wheezes*

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District: *slaps Gov and walks off*

IDC: The fuck did you do to him?

Gov: I NEVER DID ANYTHING!! WHAT THE HELL-

:D