Kermit:

Bow down to Kermit the frog!

Cut and Shoot:

Don't know what Texas is cutting, but he's definitely shooting!

White Settlement:

No, just no.

Jot 'Em Down:

Remember to take your notes kids!

Ding Dong:

If the doorbell, ding dong ditching, or the term ding dong, weren't made here I will be very sad.

Notrees:

This place has no trees.

Blessing:

God came down to Texas.

Gun Barrel City:

Texas, this is just Texas.

Cool:

Literally how I respond to almost all texts when I don't know what to respond with!

Earth:

Texas has the Earth now, I don't know if we should be afraid...

Frognot:

Texas has a place named Kermit, but also has a town named this!