This isn't Statehouse stuff, I was just bored and wanted to make this

Knockemstiff:

Knock up people till they go into rigor mortis!

Coolville:

Something a dad has said to his child.

Jelloway:

This should just be in Utah.

Defiance:

Ohio will defy, what exactly? I don't know! But he'll defy something!

Blue Ball:

This has happened multiple times when Alabama joined the relationship.

Reminderville

Reminder, you're still in Ohio.

Celeryville:

 Pray to the cor- celery gods!

Helltown:

Just Ohio.

Guysville:

Where the guys live, I'm guessing.

Dull:

Also just Ohio.

Pee Pee township:

Why, why did someone name a town this?