Michigan: Tomorrow's garbage day.

Ohio: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you

Michigan: *choking*

Ohio, overjoyed: This is the happiest day of my life!

Child DC: Hey dads!

Geo and Kentucky: Yes?

Child DC: I love you!

Geo and Kentucky: I love you too!

Kentucky: I might not be book smart!

Kentucky: But if your car broke down, who's gonna help you?

Kentucky: Me, or some bitch who know calculus?

Geo: Why are you hugging me?

Kentucky: You're warm and I'm cold.

Geo: How's the darkness doing?

Kentucky: :D

Child DC, starting to cry: Would you ever leave me, like my parents?

Geo: We'd never do that!

Kentucky: What made you think of such a thing?

Geo: Come here.

[Kentucky and Geo hug DC]

Geo: No one ever said being a parent would be this stressful!

Geo: But damn do I love it!