Cali: Turn around and die.

Cali: Turn around and die.

Texas, confused and exasperated: Cali, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?

Cali: Politely

Florida: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.

Florida: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.

DC: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?

Florida: Ominous positivity.

Loui: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

DC: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can't just say blue because there's more than one blue.

Florida: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

Florida: It's nice to be wanted, you know?

Gov: Not by the law!

Florida: If you're zodiac sign is asparagus don't even think about talking to me.

Florida: Cause I'm a caprisun and we are just not compatible.

Police officer: You have the right to remain silent.

Florida: I choose to waive that right!

Florida: *screaming*

Indiana: Come to dinner tonight with me and Alabama. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.

Ohio: Marry me.

Geo: Do you want to know your gay name?

Kentucky: My... my gay name?

Geo: Yeah, it's your first name-

Kentucky: Haha. Very funny Geo-

Geo: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Kentucky: Oh- oh my god.