Hawaii: Oh my god look at that face.

Alaska: If you're feeling suicidal than you've come to the right place.

Florida, handing New York a balloon: I have no soul have a nice day.

New York: I don't have one either.

Florida: *laughs*

Nevada: Hey I'm lesbian.

Utah: I thought you where American.

Nevada:

Florida: Can I say something into the microphone?

Texas: Only about Jesus Christ.

Texas: Do not say about the homos.

Florida: Ok

Florida, into the microphone: Worship Satan.

Florida and Louisiana: AAAH

Gov: AH stop I was gonna drop my croissant.

Nevada: So I'm sitting there.

Nevada: Barbecue sauce on my titties.

California: *dies of laughter*