Florida: Lava moat?

Gov: WHAT!

Loui: Lava moat.

Cali, makes a diamond hoe: Why did I do this?

New York, bringing a dog home: Hi there welcome to the family.

The 20 other dogs:

Florida, on half a heart: I should head back home.

Florida, sees a creeper and skeleton: On second thought.

Texas, panicking: No, NO don't die!

His horse: *Suffocating in the ceiling*

Gov: How did you die again?

Florida: I got stabbed by a cactus.

Gov: H-HOW DID YOU?

New York: You're a fucking idiot.

Florida, punches a villager: I'm good I can fight an iron golem.

Florida 2 seconds later: Oh shit oh shit oh shit!

Loui: I keep my diamonds hidden.

Loui: I mean me and Florida are friends, but I don't trust him with my stuff.

Cali: So Texas, you now how I had stacks of fish right?

Texas: Yeah?

Cali, followed by a bunch of cats: Well I might've gone over board.

Gov: So what've you made while I was gone?

Loui, standing in front of an intricate automatic farm: 

Florida, sets fire to Gov's house: I know he spent hours on this but...

Florida: I need chaos.

Any of the other 6: Hey can I have-

New York: Fuck off.

Gov, and Florida, in the nether:

Gov: I swear to god if you push me off of here!

Florida, pushes Gov into the lava: lol 

Cali, mining diamonds: Hey this is pretty-

The diamonds, fall into lava:

Cali: NO!