Mass: My spirit candy is sour patch kids.
Wyoming: TIL that "only" 20 people have been boiled alive in Yellowstone National Park.
Florida: But with your help we can change that.
Florida: For just a small monthly donation, you can help us sacrifice a tourist to old faithful every single day.
Cali: I love bees.
Cali: They're gentle, sweet, cute,
Cali: and they sting when you hurt them.
Florida: Now remember children, drugs make you cool!
Florida: The absolute worst thing a character can do is reveal they like a certain food.
Florida: Cause the fandom will make it their ENTIRE personality.
Fanfic writer Florida: Angst is mood, angst is life.
Fanfic writer Florida, staring at his WIPs: So you gonna start spontaneously generating
Florida: Russian roulette is the best game.
Florida: You have some fun while the possibility of death looms over you.
Gov, singing while leaving the room: Fuck this shit I'm out.
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