Florida: Why does my hand shake?

Texas: That's the devil leaving your body, let it.

Florida, smacks hand: STAY

Utah, pointing to Texas: He's my son.

Gov: You can't adopt random states.

Texas: Let him

California, looking at r/gachalifecringe: How do I delete humanity?

Florida: How do I get my crush to ask me out?

Louisiana: You know how everyone says be yourself?

Louisiana: Well don't do that.

Louisiana: I'm chilling in a box at airmadness.

Louisiana: Oh no a bird.

Alabama: I told Indiana his ears flush when he lies.
Ohio: Why?
Alabama: Look.
Alabama: Hey Indiana! Do you love us?
Indiana, covering their ears: No.
Ohio: