Geo: Oh no.

Florida, smashes through the wall: OH YEAH!

Mass: I do not get flustered around people I like.

Florida, walks in: 

Mass, trying to act chill: H-hi.

Cali, staring at the sun:

Gov: What the heck are-

Cali: Shut up I'm trying to go blind so I don't have to see this horrible life.

Florida, runs in the room: EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

All the states: *starts clapping*

Indiana: Its 2pm, why are you drinking?

Ohio: Let me drink my sorrows away, Indiana!

Police officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Utah: No, but now that we're both here I'd like to take the opportunity to talk to you about The Book of Mormon.