Ohio: M is the 13th letter of the alphabet.
Ohio: And Voldemort's name starts with M.
Ohio: Coincidence? I think not!

DC: What are you doing?
IDC, wearing a crown: Bitch I'm a queen!

IDC: I'm straight, I'm very straight, I'm the straightest straight person you've ever met!
Girl Florida: Hey!
IDC: I'm lesbian!

Cali, petting a bumble bee: Soft bee child.

Geo: IDC why do you keep the spiders?
IDC: They're amazing.

Geo: Kentucky is currently having a mental breakdown because he saw a spider.

Alabama: My job is to cancel people's life subscriptions if they hurt Indiana in anyway.

Civil war Indiana, wearing Ohio's general outfit: How do I look?
Ohio: Wait wait wait. *hands him his gun*
Ohio: Perfect!
Indiana: :D