Gov: The power went out again.

Florida: Don't worry I got this.

Florida: *shakes violently and starts to light up*

Gov: What?

Florida: I swallowed a flashlight!

Gov: WHY WOULD YOU-

Geo: It's impossible to make the word "bubbles" sound threatening.

Kentucky, angrily: BUBBLES!

Indiana: You two know how I'm baby right?

Ohio and Alabama: Yeah?

Indiana: ok, so. I might've crashed the car...

Ohio:

Alabama: I'm sorry you did whAT?

[Alabama, Indiana, and Ohio at a store]

Indiana: Can we buy this?

Alabama: No.

Indiana: What about this?

Alabama: Still no, sorry.

Alabama, turning around: Ohio why are you eating the chips?

Ohio: I was hungry.

Gov: You see nothing bad happened!

DC: Uh huh, yeah.

*the kitchen, igniting into flames*

Gov: Ok, a little mistake might've happened.

Kentucky: What are you, soft?

Geo: Yes, you should know this by now.

Loui: Say words of wisdom.

Florida: Penis.

Loui: Such wise words that you have just said.