Florida: MORMAN MAN! TAKE ME BY THE HAND!

Utah, crying: He's been doing this for 20 minutes.

Rhode Island: Just cause I'm short doesn't mean I can't fuck you up!

Cali: The earth is a trashcan.

Cali: And we are the trash.

Cali, talking about left leaning stuff:

Texas: Cali I love you, but please shut the fuck up.

Minecraft quotes

Florida: So Gov.

Gov: Yeah?

Florida: Me and Loui found a bunch of diamonds.

Gov: Oh that's great!

Florida: I used them all to make hoes.

Gov, Florida proofing his house: I wish I could get bedrock.

New York, punching someone: GO! GO GET HIM!

The dogs: 

Gov, being attacked by phantoms.: WOW, thanks game for rubbing it in the face that I'm an insomniac.

Florida: So every mob might be chasing me right now.

Florida: But it's ok, cause I can defeat them with the power of friendship!

Florida: And this enchanted diamond sword.

Indiana: Ohio what are you doing?

Ohio, making an infinite death trap: You'll see.

Ohiocanfuckoff has joined the game.

Michigan: WHAT THE FUCK!

Alabama, bridging in the nether: Don't die don't die don't fucking d-

Alabama: I give up.