Ohio: Remember, Hell is real.

Florida: Thank god, that's where I wanna go for vacation.

Utah: I pray every morning, and evening, and whenever I'm near Florida.

Gov: Not sure what Florida is doing, but I'm terrified.

DC: Why can't you just let Florida have fun?

Gov: I could if there wasn't a chance he would completely destroy this house.

DC: You all talk about Florida destroying the house.

DC: But have you ever seen Gov cook?

DC, talking about Florida: He's here.

Mass: He's queer.

Loui: And my god is he everywhere.

Cali: Life sucks!

[The video zooms out]

Cali: That was me ten seconds ago, I don't actually think life is that bad.

[The video zooms out again]

Cali: Never mind, life fucking sucks.

Florida: To cool to do drugs!

Florida: Cool to do drugs!

Florida: Do drugs!

Florida: Drugs!