Oklahoma: How does it feel to be the worst state ever huh?
Texas: Shut up your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos!
Oklahoma: You fucking take that back.

Texas: Ask all my friends and they'll tell you I'm the nicest.
Texas: But not if you're in mother freaking ISIS!

Cali: Don't eat till your full.
Cali: Eat till you fucking hate yourself.

DC: Hi welcome pizza hUT.
DC: Let me guess, a pizza?
DC: *falls onto floor*

Utah: I'm disgusted I'm revolted.
Utah: I dedicated my entire life to our lord and savior, Jesus Christ!
Utah: And this is the thanks I get?!

Gov: We should head back.
Florida, breaks the oar off the boat: Yeah we could, oar?
Gov: Did you just break the fucking boat?

Austin: There you are, come play with me!
Cali: We have a paper do and we have to-
Cali: Get passed level 40, how did I get here?
Austin: Don't question it.

New York: When you wish upon a star!
New York City: Nothing happens.