Utah: Yeah you might be verified on twitter.

Utah: But are you verified in the eyes of god?

Cali: Did I waist an enchanted golden apple making the Mojang banner?

Cali: Yes.

Gov: On a scale of 1-Florida how stupid are you?

Loui: Yes.

Kentucky: Now today I'm gonna teach you how to face your fears.

Kentucky: Now the first step in facing your fears is-

The toast pops up:

Kentucky: *screams*

Florida: Hey Gov guess what!

Gov: What?

Florida: 69

Indiana, playing a VR game: You see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Indiana: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Indiana: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

Gov: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Florida's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...

Cali: How are your vibes?

Florida: Pretty bad vibes.