Florida, jumps on the table: I don't really wanna do the work today.

Florida: I don't wanna do the work today.

Gov, confused: Wha-whats this?

Florida: I will eat your shower curtain.

Cali: But my shower curtain is glass.

Florida: Chrunchity munchity you think that's gonna stop me?

Florida: Bone massage... I want soft bones.

Gov: No you don't.

Florida: *jiggles and flops towards you*

Florida: What? Huh?

Cali: Sports are just humans playing an over glorified game of fetch.

Texas, just trying to sleep: It is 2am, go to bed.

Alaska, using Texas as an arm rest:

Texas: *angry noises*

Random thing: Texas and Oklahoma, or Ohio and Michigan, wearing a 'This is our get along shirt'