Florida: Drugs?

Gov: Uhh we-were ok.

Florida: Drugs?

Gov: This is awkward, no thank you.

Florida: Drugs?

Gov: Who invited you?

Gov: I just want peace and quiet for one minute.

Gov: Is that to much to ask?

Florida: Yes!

Gov: I can't do this.

District: You just need to try.

I.D.C: I don't think "try" is in his vocabulary.

Florida: Welcome to the my parents are horrible show!

Florida: Staring me!

Indiana: So. Who broke it?

Indiana: I'm not mad I just wanna know.

Minnesota: I did. I broke it.

Indiana: No, no you didn't. Michigan?

Michigan: Don't look at me. Look at Ohio.

Ohio: What!? I didn't break it.

Michigan: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Ohio: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Michigan: Suspicious.

Ohio: No it's not.

Wisconsin: If it matter, probably not, but Illinois was the last one to use it.

Illinois: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Wisconsin: Oh really? Than what where you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Illinois: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Wisconsin!

Minnesota: Okay let's not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Indiana.

Indiana: No! Who broke it?

Everyone:

South Dakota: Indiana, North Dakota's been awfully quiet.

North Dakota: rEALLY!?

*Everyone starts arguing*

Indiana: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Indiana: I predict in ten minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Indiana:

Indiana: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.