Florida: The 4th of July is a great holiday.

Florida: You blow pretty shit up!

Gov: Dead memes are best memes.

Cali: Do I still have time to revoke the 2021 subscription?

Tennessee, knocking on the wall: Yeehaw.

Texas: YEEHAW!

Cali: Why are we forced to say these things?

Florida: It's for the readers.

Gov: The who?

Minnesota: It's kinda hot.

Arizona: Sure, this might be hot, but have you tried 100 degrees!

Geo, talking to Spain: You say one word or lay one hand on my child and I will beat your ass!

District: I can deal with compliments.

Florida: You're really cute.

District: That's where you're wrong.