IDC: Can you stop taking pictures of us for one second?
Geo: No.

Florida: DRUGS!
Gov: NO!

DC: I'm scared dad!
Confederation: Do you trust me son?
DC: Yeah!
Confederation: Come on son!
DC: *falls off the ladder*
Confederation: Rule number 1: never trust anyone!

South Dakota: What do you want?
North Dakota: Bitch.

Ohio: Do you want a million dollars?
Ohio: Well if you do...
Ohio: Then I have the vaccine for you!

Florida, snorting cocaine: Want some?

Florida: Did I eat drugs?
Florida: Yes!
Gov: You ate drugs?

Gov: Why do you like Florida?
DC: He's nice.

Cali: Can I have a friend?
Cali: Just one.