Detroit: Hi there other sad cities.
Pittsburgh: Hi.
Cleveland: Fuck you.
Detroit: And fuck you too.

Springfield: Can you just be normal for one second.
Chicago: Let me have my guns in peace.

Atlanta: I identify as a marshmallow.

N.Y.C: Fuck you, and fuck off.
New York: Why do you hate me?

Las Vegas: I'm gonna go gamble my life away!

Cali: Pain.
LA: Lol mood.

Austin: Let me be free!
Texas: For the last time.
Texas: NO!

Seattle: Hi this is the weather channel!
Seattle: As we can see it's all rain.

Denver, high while looking in a mirror: Are you high right now?
Denver: Oh, yeah you are, that's good.