Mass: Love is for weak bitches that don't know how to survive on their own.

Mass: So yeah, I've never been in love.

Mass, sees Florida: Fuck.

Geo: Are those my chicken nuggets?

Kentucky, with a mouthful of food: N-no.

Geo: You're eating my chicken nuggets.

Geo: All I desire in life is sleep, coffee, Kentucky, and are son DC.

Ohio: People can drink 3 glasses of wine out of wine glass, and everyone will say they're fine.

Ohio: But the moment I start drinking it straight out of the bottle I'm now an "alcoholic" and "should get help."

Loui: Do you wanna do something stupid?

Florida: YES!

DC: That's all he really does, ever since he got that 5 dollar kazoo.

Florida: *violently plays the kazoo*

Cali: I need friends.

Oklahoma: You goin' soft on us?

Alabama: No, why would I be doing that?

Oklahoma:...

Oklahoma: Uh huh, yeah sure.