Child DC: Why do dad and Ohio yell at each other?
Geo: We don't need to talk about that...

*Before the Civil War*
Child IDC: Uncle Ohio!
Ohio: Hey Daisy!

Geo: *walks in*
Kentucky, runs up to him crying and hugs him: I thought you where dead!

Child IDC: Look what I found!
Kentucky: What is it?
Child IDC: A snake!

Child IDC: *messes with DC's rock collection*
Child DC: How could you!

Kentucky, getting hugged by Geo with the twins on his lap: I'm so fricking happy!

Child DC: Can we see uncle Ohio?
Kentucky: Uhhh
Kentucky: No.

Geo: What's in your hand?
Child IDC: A bug!