Indiana: What is it?
Florida: I have some bad news and some worse news.
Florida: Bad news, my science experiment failed.
Florida: Worse news, Ohio's kinda in space right now.

Geo: Please just help around here!
Kentucky, playing with the kids: Sorry no can do.

Geo: Did you wash the dishes?
Kentucky: I thought you wanted to do that.
Geo: Hmm hmm hmm you where wrong!

Indiana: Yeah ok Alabama you're great and all, and we both love you.
Indiana, grabbing Ohio: But you're not apart of the good uncle club!

Tennessee: Look bro, you're cool and all...
Tennessee: But PLEASE take your love triangle somewhere else!
Alabama: Where should we go? We can't go outside, it's fucking depressing out there.
Tennessee: And you live with Ohio, there should be no difference.

Kentucky, afraid of the toast popping out:
Geo, under his breath: I married and idiot.

Geo: I desire hugs.
Kentucky: I don't give hugs, for I am the darkness!
Geo, hugging Kentucky: Just shut up and cuddle me.

DC: Wait you two are married!?
Geo: Uhh yeah...
Kentucky, whispering to Geo: Did we forget to tell him?
Geo, whispering back: We forgot to tell him.