Florida: Shit...

Geo: What? 

Florida: N-nothing dad...

Geo: *Not noticing the globe that's on fire down the hall* Oh ok :)

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Oklahoma: What's going on? Where's Florida?

Texas: He's outside threatening Zeus. 

Oklahoma: What-?

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Florida: *Holding D.C's golf club* IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!

Florida: STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS!! YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS-

Florida: *gets hit by lighting* 

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N.Y: What is my life...

Cali: Like mine. Shit.

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D.C: *having a mental breakdown* 

Cali: *walks by him* yo same bro-

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Mass: Florida. Look at me. 

Florida: Ok

Mass: I've heard staring at the sun for too long hurts your eyes but I don't think I'll look away.

Florida: Awww Mass that's sweet~

N.Y: WHY IS THIS ALWAYS IN FRONT OF ME!?

Connecticut: Could be worse... They could be fucking.

N.Y: Fair enough.

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PA: Son. It's 3 am...

Louie: *Making some voodoo dolls* Do you want one?

PA: I-

PA: Yes. What do you have?

Louie: I got France, Florida but that's mine, Geo-

PA: I want Geo- please

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D.C & Gov: *insert some random conversation*

Louie: *Takes out a D.C voodoo doll and starts nibbling his neck*

D.C: S-so I ah~!

Gov: Dude. The fuck-

Louie: *WhEeZe*

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Tokyo: Are you ok? 

Gov's brain: With you I am-

Gov: Y-yeah... Florida set the swing set at a park on fire but other than that...

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POV: Someone interrupted the bois-

N.Y, Wyoming, & Alaska: *Chilling in the Wilderness* 

Texas: *Walks in*

N.Y: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Wy: YEAH FUCK OFF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO BE IN HERE

Alaska: GO FUCK OFF MATE

Texas: I JUST WANTED TO TELL YA DINNER IS READY CHILL-

N.Y: FUCK OFF

Wy: WE AIN'T HUNGRY DICKHEAD

Alaska: WE'RE FUCKING DEPRESSED EAT SHIT AND FUCK OFF-

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Indiana: Guys... Someone called me stupid...

Alabama & Ohio: Hold. My. Alcohol. 

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Nebraska: You never stop seeing. You just cover your eyes  for a second-

Missouri: I'm gonna figure out a way to kill myself if you don't stop.