Have more quotes lol-

Gov: I know the first few months have been tough...

Gov: so I'd like to cancel my 2021 life subscription.

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Cali: if you're ever feeling useless... Remember

Cali: there's a Nokia phone case.

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Tokyo: so you guy's police officers have weapons?

Moscow: Da....?

Warsaw: d-do yours not?

Tokyo: of course! but do you use them?!

D.C: yes again...?

Gov: hun i'm concerned

Tokyo: well they are skilled in Marshall arts so they rarely need them

Warsaw: that's honestly cooler than Russia in the winter

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Alaska: *stuck in jail with Florida* This is so dumb...

Florida: SHE CUT ME IN LINE!!

Alaska: DOESN'T MEAN YOU STAB HER IN THE BACK OF THE LEG 12 TIMES!!!

Florida: fair enough...

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Utah: YOU CAN'T WEAR A PRINCESS DRESS TO THE MALL ARI!!

Arizona: RESPECT THE DRIP KAREN!!

Kentucky: I need to move or something-

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Ottowa: why are Americans so confused about bagged milk?

Texas: WHO THE FUCK BAGS MILK?!

Ottawa: WHO THE FUCK BRINGS GUNS TO WALMART?!

Cali: true-

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Wisconsin: I tripped over my wife's bra-

Wisconsin: or was a booby trap. *Wheeze*

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Florida: Utah if you say fuck right now i'll never do anything insane again

Utah: F word

Colorado: I mean he did say it-

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Florida: *drinks a red bull*

Louie: did it give you wings?

Florida: Let's find out-

Florida: *jumps of the statehouse* WEEEEEEEEEEEEE