Florida & Louie: Marry us! *takes out ring pops*

D.C: I appreciate the effort... But those are ring pops loves.

Florida: We know how much you love candy!

Louie: So why not propose with some!

D.C: Fair enough. and- YES!!

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Cali: fuck this. I'm leaving. *Proceeds to jump out a window*

Texas: CALIFORNIA NO-

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Gov: You see this? Do you see this? *holding District* 

Moscow: Yes I have eyes dumbass-

Gov: Well no more hehehehehehehhe *Them disappearing* 

District: I'm sorry. BUT HOW THE FUCK-

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N.Y: Why is there blood in the kitchen? 

Texas: *Wearing an eye patch* I don't know.

Mass: Where's Oklahoma?

Texas: *Sweating* I don't know...

Geo: He's in the hospital. BECAUSE A CERTAIN SOMEONE TRIED KILLING HIM KNOWING FULL WELL WE CAN'T DIE!!

Texas: HE WAS BEING A DICK OK!?

Geo: ALL HE SAID WAS HE DIDN'T WANT TEXMEX FOR DINNER!!

Texas: EXACTLY!! BEING A DICK!!

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Wyoming: Who needs to be remembered when you have this *Pulls out a chocolate bar*

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Gov: Pardon my Boston but what the fuck...

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~Featuring Jeffery the American Pizza delivery guy, have mercy on his soul~

Jeffery: *Enters the breakroom his hat literally smoking and really just looks ded* Hey guys...

Savanah: Damn dude what happened to you?

Jeffery: I was delivering a pizza to the statehouse when Florida and Louie kidnapped me and nearly set me on fire... Ya know what how's you guy's routes?

Kai: Aw dude I deliver to the German household. Everyone's pretty nice and chill over there. I mean, as long as I don't run into Bayern, he's kinda mean. 

Savannah: Oh and I deliver to the Japanese! Their house is so beautiful and there's so much tea. You know I live for drama! That and they have really good tea regardless.

John: I deliver to the Canadians. They're... Decent. I mean they can be dicks sometimes but they are chill normally. And Quebec is by far my favorite. 

Jeffery: Honestly... Fuck you guys...