~3 am~

Mass: GOD DAMN IT SHUT UP!!

N.Y: *Blasting Pink while drunk* I AM A ROCK STAR I GOT MY ROCK MOVES AND I DON'T NEEDDDDD YOUUUUUUUUUU~

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Alaska: Why are you like this...

Texas: *pouring oil on a sandwich* I-I don't know...

Florida: Tell me if it tastes good.

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Kentucky: I'm sorry but you're just being a... a...

Tennessee: Can't think of a comeback dumbass?

Kentucky: *kicks him in the balls*

Tenn: FUCK-

Kentucky: THERE MY COMEBACK!! *Storms off*

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Colorado: Well... I unboxed a knife in CSGO... sold it on the dark web, bought some weed. And smoked it all a day before 4/20...

Ari: A sad story...

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Florida: Reading is hard...

D.C: I can show you something harder~

Florida: *Blushing* W-What?

D.C: *gets a brick out of nowhere* Horny fuck-

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Utah: You may be verified on Twitter... 

Utah: BUT ARE YOU IN THE EYES OF GOD?!

Coco: Take one look at me and ask that again.

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Sacramento: Dad

Cali: Yes hun?

Sacramento: Do you think that crabs think fish are flying

Cali: *confused noises*

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Utah: Ya know If you think about it life isn't all that bad!

Gov: I wanna die.

D.C: Same bro.

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Geo: Who says the 'ment' in Government

S.C: Would you like a government

Texas: Yeah

Florida: Oh snap it tastes like politicians

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*N.Y and Mass fighting*

N.Y: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!

 Mass: NO YOU, YOU PATHETIC BITCH!! 

Gov: Me looking at myself in a mirror 

N.Y: ...

Mass: ...

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Cali: *on fire while trying to hug Texas* DON'T BE AFRAID TEXAS THE FLAMES WILL CLEANSE YOU!!

Texas: *running as fast as he can away* NO CALI STOP-