TRUST ME-

IDK WHAT IM DOING

Texas: Hey poppy, have I ever told you that you're my favorite state and I love you?

Cali: The hell did you do this time...

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Maryland: GEORGIA I DID IT!!

Georgia: YOU CAN DRAW HANDS?!?

Mary: YESHH I MASTERED THE ART OF HANDZ!!!

Georgia: Seafood to celebrate?

Mary: you know me so well...

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(Albany is a kid in this one)

New York: Albany you can't have a wine yet...

Albany: Well why not! I'm an adult!

New York: Then why are you still in my house if you're an adult?

Albany: FINE I'LL LEAVE!!

Albany: *stops at the door* d-daddy...

New York: *grinning* yes my lil' apple?

Albany: I can't reach the doorknob.

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(on his first day lol)
Gov: is he... Like... Dead....

Florida: *looks at old D.C who is laying face-first into the floor bleeding everywhere* Nah he might as well be tho.

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Oklahoma: HEY!!!

Texas: WHAT!?!

Oklahoma: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!

Texas: WHAT?!?!

Oklahoma: WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?!?!

Texas: TEXAS!!

Oklahoma: FUCK YOU TEXAS!!!

Texas: WHAT'S YOUR NAME!!!

Oklahoma: OKLAHOMA

Texas: FUCK YOU OKLAHOMA

Oklahoma: NO FUCK YOU

Texas: NO YOU!!!

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Utah: My son. You are very much dead to me...

Florida: *drinking coffee*

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Alaska: *Carries Georgia to Texas's room* You left this in my room.

Alaska: Now take him back...

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New York: I hope both sides of the pillow are warm...

Cali: *shaking*

Texas: DAMN-

Vermont: Woke up and chose violence

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Mary: GEORGIA ARE YOU SIMPING RIGHT NOW!!!

Georgia: I ONLY SIMP FOR MY NEW SENATORS I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN HOW CUTE THEY ARE-

Both of them: *looking at photos of them and squealing*

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Gov: The fuck... How did you get a whole damn truck on top of the white house again Florida...

London: wait- this is the second time?

Old D.C: know your place

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Tokyo: Hey Gov. What do you think love is like?

Gov: I mean im hanging out with her right now and she's quite nice.

Tokyo: wait... Oh! *blushing*

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Cali: Oklahoma I know you hate me but hear me out ok.

Oklahoma: fine what is it.

Cali: fire tornado. Right at texas.

Oklahoma: im in mother fucker...

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Florida: guess what

Louie: what?

Florida: I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass today

Louie: dude... Lame do 20 and you'll get on my level

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Mass: *Cursing loudly*

N.Y: dude stop

Mass: NOW FUCK OFF

Mass: *turns and sees Brooklyn*

Brooklyn: Dad what does fuck mean?

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Atlanta: *doing nothing*

Raleigh: So anyway I started crushing-

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PA: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL!!!

Philly: *Screaming*

The rest of the USA: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL!!!

Florida and Louie: *screaming*

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N.C: GUYS IT'S SNOWING LOOK!!

Georgia: *screaming while holding on to Mary for dear life*

PA: Yeah I think I'll stay here to help-

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Florida: *Whispering in old D.C's ear* Hey how ya doing little mama let me whisper in ya ear-

Old D.C: im not ok, I've never been ok, and I hate my existence...

Florida: same bro

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Cali: So what did you do?

Sacramento: Pushed Texas down a flight of stairs for flirting with you.

Cali: and why would you do that?

Sacramento: because I don't like him

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N.M: *Angry Mexican cursing because Santa Fe is late for soccer practice*

Santa Fe: *scared crying*Papa!

N.M: QUE?! (google said what)

Santa Fe: I-I forgot my change of clothes

N.M: FOLLANDO EL INFIERNO QUE MIERDA AHORA TENGO QUE DARLE LA VUELTA W MI FINI CULO *getting his foot flop out ready to beat him as he drives*
("FUCKING HELL WHAT THE FUCK NOW I HAVE TO TURN MY FINE ASS BACK AROUND" google says-)

Santa Fe: PAPA IM SORRY!!