1. Georgia enough said.

2. Texas, hardcore simp for Cali, and is normally the first to apologize after a fight even if he hates doing it

3. Louie when he gets me or D.C upset with him is when his simp side shows the most-

4. Alabama one word Indiana.

5. Ohio, one word Indiana.

6. Alaska, surprised to see him? I'm not I've seen the way he be simping for Hawaii

7. Austin in general, he's just a simp.

8. Gov, one word. Tokyo.

9. Maryland, simps for a few people. But yeah he is a simp.

10. Raleigh. Now hear me out- Atlanta.

',:)

Honorable Mentions
Very much high-level simps but not high enough

Cali

Washington

District of Columbia

Rhode Island

Delpepper- I mean Delaware

Mississippi

Oklahoma

Massachusetts

Missouri

Kansas

Kentucky

West Virgina

(No idea how to explain some of these so I won't-)