Texas: *on the phone* NEW YORK HELP!!

N.Y: what?

Texas: THERES SNOW ON MY CAR AND I POURED HOT WATER ON IT!

N.Y: You fucking dumbass...

Texas: I BROKE THE WINDSHIELD OF MY TRUCK!!! *Sobbing*

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Florida: Hey Donut boi do ya wanna kiss?

Mass: YES PLEASE!!

Florida: *hands him the candy* :)

Mass: I-i... Thanks...

Florida: *kisses his cheek*

Mass: :O

Florida: :D

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Moscow: only a fool would be scared of spiders

-Meanwhile-

D.C: GOV THERES A SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM HELP

Gov: HELL NO YOU DEAL WITH THAT!!

D.C: WHAT- NO!!

Gov: the honest thing to do then is to move out and burn the house down...

D.C: Agreed...

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PA: Peachy why do guys call you a Georgian Peach? *low key kinda jealous*

Georgia: HAHAHA- because im thick *thigh slap*

Mary: Am I a peach?

Georgia: Hell yes child.

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Alaska: Can- can I have a hug, please... Honey, please im sorry...

Hawaii: *really mad* how about when I get my virginity back?

Texas: *chokes on his whiskey*

Cali: holy shit

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Cali: No one may love me but then again

Cali: I'll always have this dope ass swag B)

Cali: LIFE IS PAIN LIFE IS PAIN DAMN IT

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Texas: Ya know Cali you're kinda cute.

Cali: thanks Texmex~

Texas: Fuck you...

Cali: only if you'd help me~

Texas: WhAt dId YoU sAy-

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What if the Georgias were twins

I mean think about it-

They could be