S.C: Ok. Geo smash or pass. The mom from the Charmin commercials.

Geo: smash. Dude, she's so clean.

N.C: She's a bear dude. What. the. fuck.

Geo: Ok And?

N.C:...

S.C:...

Florida: I wanna smash the dad tho-

Geo: But only if it's the red one. She's my favorite color. :)

S.C: Downside would be the carpet burn?

Geo: Yeah. 

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Wisconsin: FUCK!!

Indiana: WHAT WHAT'S WRONG?!

Wisconsin: You. More spotted cow. Now.

Indiana: Or what?

Wisconsin: I'll fucking kill you.

Indiana: try standing.

Wisconsin: OK FINE!! *stands up and falls face-first into the floor*

Indiana: exactly.

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Louie: What if I was a fucking bird...?

Texas: You'd be the type to repeatedly hit your head on windows.

Louie: Honestly, you're right... That'd be fucking awesome. 

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Texas: *The drunk one here* Cali. I think you're a piece of shit.

Cali: Ok and? Fuck you.

Texas: *grabbing his arms* Help me then...

Cali: T-Tex... The FUCK-

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N.Y: How do you think toilets feel about us shitting and pissing in them?

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N.Y: DUDE I SWEAR!!

N.Y: WE AREN'T REAL OR WE'RE ALL PLAYED BY THE SAME GUY!!

Alaska: Ok. Stop talking crazy, you're drunk. Ya know what. Give me the alcohol. 

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Oklahomo: What is my existence.

Gov: Like mine.

Gov: A waste of time and energy.

Cali: dear lord...

Texas: He's right tho-

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You're welcome-