Geo: someone is going to die-

Alaska: *covers his mouth* OF FUN!!

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Indiana: Where's Greg?

Ohio: (His best knight) You killed him already my lord. 

Indiana: God damn it... I liked Greg. 

Ohio: I did too my lord.

Indiana: *points at some random knight* What's your name?

Random knight guy: Ivan your majesty.

Indiana: *Whispering* I don't like him... 

Ohio: *whispering back* Would you like me to kill him, my lord?

Indiana: Yes, please-

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N.Y: No one needs to know... 

Gov: needs to know what?

Alaska: New York accidentally walked in on me changing and is really embarrassed about it.

N.Y: ALASKA!!

Alaska: oop... sorry-

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Geo: OFF WITH THIS MAN'S HEAD!!

Also Geo: Aww, come here kid. I'll buy you some food. *hugs the random child*

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Oklahoma: *wearing a gown after a tea party with Atlanta* Don't. You. Dare.

Alabama: pfft-

Texas: *wheeze* 

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N.Y: That's a lot of blood...

Cali: Who let the innocent one... INTO THE FUCKING DUNGEON!! *Covers his eyes*

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Alaska: Anything can be turned positive! 

Cali: Why hasn't my life done that yet?

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D.C: My dad said I should get out more...

Gov: Your dad's dead.

D.C: I know that's why I'm not listening.

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Austin: I'm gonna fucking kill you-

Texas: *Covers his mouth* OF KINDNESS!! 

;w;

I'm addicted already-